[ He taps away at the device even as he goes to the common room. ]
I'D BASICALLY LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY? I MEAN. I'M NOT GIGANTIC. BUT I CAN TAKE MORE THAN A LITTLE GIRLY ASS PUNCH.
[ It doesn't take long for him to figure out that the delivery boys are actually cute dogs. He won't hurt them because they do have really big teeth. Which he checks, patting their heads and then lifting their flappy dog lips up. Caliborn can appreciate animals with big teeth.
After his stupid derailment tooth check, he goes for the bag. Hell yes. Iris will quickly find the way to his heart is through candy. He sits down on a couch just to stuff his mouth full of marshmallows. ]
YOU BASICALLY GAVE ME ALL THE GOOD SHIT?? CHOCOLATES ON FLOPPY STICKS AND MARSHMALLOWS. AND I GUESS THIS WATER LOOKING STUFF IS "GIN". WHAT DOES MENTAL LUBRICANT MEAN.
ARE YOU FEELING REGRET. I HOPE SO. BECAUSE. THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING ANY OF THIS BACK.
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I'D BASICALLY LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY? I MEAN. I'M NOT GIGANTIC. BUT I CAN TAKE MORE THAN A LITTLE GIRLY ASS PUNCH.
[ It doesn't take long for him to figure out that the delivery boys are actually cute dogs. He won't hurt them because they do have really big teeth. Which he checks, patting their heads and then lifting their flappy dog lips up. Caliborn can appreciate animals with big teeth.
After his stupid derailment tooth check, he goes for the bag. Hell yes. Iris will quickly find the way to his heart is through candy. He sits down on a couch just to stuff his mouth full of marshmallows. ]
YOU BASICALLY GAVE ME ALL THE GOOD SHIT?? CHOCOLATES ON FLOPPY STICKS AND MARSHMALLOWS. AND I GUESS THIS WATER LOOKING STUFF IS "GIN". WHAT DOES MENTAL LUBRICANT MEAN.
ARE YOU FEELING REGRET. I HOPE SO. BECAUSE. THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING ANY OF THIS BACK.