Normally this is the part where I'd say "Fine, if you want to stage a jailbreak then be my guest," since I'm not a big fan of this place either. But I just spent several days as a psycho robo-cultist with no memory of my actual life or personality thanks to some other dude's ill-fated attempt at busting out. I'm not too eager to repeat the experience. So sit the fuck down and think about things before you jump into action with guns a-blazing.
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